(Instant messaging with a friend about her sexual conquest from Friday night.)
Her: I mean there is SO much more
Her: He tried to stop mid sex to tell me he is talking to another girl and he feels bad
Her: I was like uh i dont care keep doing that
Her: Also his peen was verrrrrry small
Her: And he had a tanktop on under his flannel
Her: A tank top!
Me: How small is small?
Her: Small.
Me: Like microscopic?
Her: not micro. but on the border
Her: SMALL.
Her: He does use a lot of emoticons
Her: Which in my personal theory is indicative of a small peen
Me: HA!
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