1.31.11 So Then She: Explained the current situation
1.30.11 So Then She: Questioned
1.30.11 So Then She: Apologized
1.23.11 So Then She: Called me a dick
1.21.11 So Then She: Suffered
1.20.11 So Then She: Instant messaged
1.19.11 So Then She: Smiled
1.19.11 So Then She: Texted
1.18.11 So Then She: Texted
1.18.11 So Then She: Instant messaged
1.02.11 So Then She: Started 2011 with a bang
12.31.10 So Then She: Reveled in the Vegas
12.30.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
12.29.10 So Then She: Slept in his bed at his parents
12.28.10 So Then She: Polled
12.25.10 So Then She: Poetically wished you a Merry Christmas
12.23.10 So Then She: Perfectly summed me up
12.21.10 So Then She: Asked for some help
12.20.10 So Then She: Said goodbye
12.19.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
12.15.10 So Then She: Cougar’d me into a one night stand
12.15.10 So Then She: Mentored
12.15.10 So Then She: Shot me down
12.15.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
12.14.10 So Then She: Broke my heart (part two)
12.13.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
12.13.10 So Then She: Answered
12.09.10 So Then She: Shared an inner monologue
12.07.10 So Then She: Gave him a bloody blowjob
12.07.10 So Then She: Dated without sight
12.03.10 So Then She: Settled(?)
12.02.10 So Then She: Had a blind date
12.02.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
12.02.10 So Then She: Is more of a slut than not
12.01.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
11.30.10 So Then She: Texted
11.29.10 So Then She: Worked the pole
11.29.10 So Then She: Set a date via instant message
11.28.10 So Then She: Instant messaged
11.24.10 So Then She: Recommended
11.22.10 So Then She: Described me
11.21.10 So Then She: Snooki’d
11.19.10 So Then She: Wanted
11.19.10 So Then She: Instant messaged loudly
11.18.10 So Then She: Stared in the mirror
11.15.10 So Then She: If I had a vagina
11.15.10 So Then She: Texted
11.15.10 So Then She: Instant Messaged
11.14.10 So Then She: Blew me off
11.12.10 So Then She: Firmed up a date
11.10.10 So Then She: Reminisced
11.09.10 So Then She: Said his “peen was small”
11.09.10 So Then She: Noshed with the Johns
10.22.10 So Then She: Texted
10.14.10 So Then She: Loved him deeply
10.13.10 So Then She: Texted
9.07.10 So Then She: Instant Messaged
9.07.10 So Then She: Texted while standing next to me
9.07.10 So Then She: Wondered
8.31.10 So Then She: Crashed into “my” Ferrari
8.31.10 So Then She: Instant Messaged
8.30.10 So Then She: Instant Messaged
8.23.10 So Then She: Negged me
8.22.10 So Then She: Tried your pickup lines out
8.21.10 So Then She: Was headed out
8.21.10 So Then She: Bit his dick
8.16.10 So Then She: Mentioned her boyfriend was a felon Part Two
8.15.10 So Then She: Mentioned her boyfriend was a felon Part One
8.09.10 So Then She: Was wholly deranged
7.15.10 So Then She: Toiled
7.15.10 So Then She: Was absolutely retarded
7.12.10 So Then She: Had a date
6.29.10 So Then She: Explained how to hit on a guy or girl
6.29.10 So Then She: Responded
6.29.10 So Then She: Texted
6.23.10 So Then She: Said see you later
6.19.10 So Then She: Was worried
6.15.10 So Then She: Thought out loud
6.15.10 So Then She: Was Hot and famous (Part Two)
6.15.10 So Then She: Was initially disgusted by my suggestion
6.14.10 So Then She: Couldn’t have sex
6.08.10 So Then She: Is about to see me in person
6.05.10 So Then She: Was hot and famous
6.02.10 So Then She: Didn’t want to kiss me
5.28.10 My Night Out
5.27.10 So Then She: Alleged her rhythmic gymnast husband wasn’t gay
5.25.10 A Conversation with my bathroom scale
5.19.10 So Then She: Wondered if she still existed
5.15.10 So Then She: Skyped
5.12.10 So Then She: Got a boob job
4.24.10 So Then She: Felt frisky but I didn’t
4.13.10 So Then She: Announced her price was $600
3.30.10 So Then She: Claimed thin was in
3.27.10 So Then She: Wanted to conduct our business meeting naked
3.17.10 So Then She: Left me
3.12.10 So Then She: Probed about my type
3.11.10 So Then She: Pissed in my bed
3.05.10 So Then She: Finally shared that her number is three
3.04.10 So Then She: Was astounded that I hate blowjobs
3.03.10 So Then She: Inquired if I was a player
2.26.10 So Then She: Laughed, “I’m such a bitch!”
2.23.10 So Then She: Said she just moved to New York City
2.22.10 So Then She: Asked to be peed on
2.22.10 So Then She: Asked me to leave (The Conclusion)
2.19.10 So Then She: Asked me to leave (Part Three)
2.18.10 So Then She: Asked me to leave (Part Two)
2.18.10 So Then She: Asked me to leave (Part One)
2.17.10 So Then She: Screamed at the top of her lungs on the sidewalk
2.15.10 So Then She: Asked if I just called her the wrong name
2.12.10 So Then She: Ended up dating a fashion icon
2.12.10 So Then She: Checked her cell phone as he kissed her neck
2.04.10 So Then She: Walked off with Brad Pitt, arm in arm
2.03.10 So Then She: Slapped Jonah Hill’s ass
1.17.10 So Then She: Broke my heart
1.17.10 So Then She: Like, totally went out with me, and stuff…
1.17.10 So Then She: Gave me her global coordinates
1.16.10 So Then She: Inspired me to write a love letter
1.16.10 So Then She: Asked if Sarah Jessica Parker would adopt her
1.16.10 So Then She: Asked if I really just called her old
1.16.10 So Then She: Missed me
1.16.10 So Then She: Asked why Bruce Willis was glaring at me
1.16.10 So Then She: Said she was having dinner with a girl I recently slept with
1.14.10 So Then She: Received her comeuppance
1.13.10 So Then She: Fought the NYPD
1.13.10 So Then She: Referenced her maybe-boyfriend before sleeping with me
1.13.10 So Then She: Kissed me oddly
1.13.10 So Then She: Said “I hate you”
1.13.10 So Then She: Invoked Joseph Smith and rejected my drink
1.13.10 So Then She: Mentioned sleeping with her father…every night
1.13.10 So Then She: Attempted a naked handstand and fell on her face
1.13.10 Don’t mind my hyperbole
