In response to the influx of questions of a similar nature, allow me to present the answers to the most often posed queries.
What’s your name?
Charlie Sheen. No relation to the actor, other than a mutual love of cocaine, posh hotels and upscale prostitutes. And we both had sex with Denise Richards.
I kid. In all seriousness, I don’t tell anyone my name. Please don’t ask should we ever end up chatting. Feel free to make up a nickname for me, though; I love that. The short version of my rationale is that my name really isn’t important to my writing or So Then She. The long version is located here.
Why no picture of yourself?
For the aforementioned reasons of my name, I’m of the mindset that my face is equally irrelevant to So Then She. If you’re really curious, I talk about my looks here and my buddy Hercules wrote about my appearance and demeanor here.
How old are you? And how young or old would you date?
I’m 29. And the girls I’ve dated have been everywhere from 18 to 45. Variety is the spice of life, no?
What’s your type?
I don’t have a set type. I don’t care about blonde versus brunette, height or eye color, etc. The characteristics and traits I care most about can be found here.
What’s your profession?
I work in the entertainment industry. That’s as specific as I’ll get about my job. I will say that I’m not an actor, singer, director, etc., or remotely involved in the production side of Hollywood or the music industry. And, in response to the few people that specifically asked, I am sadly not a high-end gigolo. I’d have a better apartment if I was.
Curious to know, do you think you’d ever go on another blind date with another Tumblr follower?
This is in response to going on a date with The Frenemy (which she and I each wrote about here and here, respectively.) I have some big plans for the site, some of which involve meeting more of you guys to go on dates. I can’t get into this just quite yet, but soon I’ll give some more details on what I’m hoping to do.
Are you going to revive SoThenSheAsked.tumblr.com at all?
Not looking likely. While I’d love to try and help each and every person who writes in seeking some advice or help, it’s too time-consuming a process given my current workload. And besides, I tend to give awful advice. So let’s consider my silence in that department a gift to you.
You IM your readers? What service and username?
I’m on Gchat a lot. My username is Sothenshe@gmail.com. Feel free to add me, and so long as my light’s green, hit me up. If it’s red, I’m trying to get some work done, so I probably won’t be responding. I won’t be telling you my name, or sending you a picture of my penis, so don’t even ask.
Will you promote me/my blog/this one special project I’m working on/my dog’s Facebook page?
Only if you’re worthy. I’ve done a “So Then She Recommended” thing once before, where I - unsolicited - gave my top five favorite ladies I read a shout out, and I’m planning on doing a round for the fellas. But I only advocate sites I personally like seeing or reading. I typically find people to follow based on witty comments they leave on my stuff, intriguing questions they submit, or on the sites of other people that I love to devour. If I’m hyping you up, it’ll be an organic thing.
I wish you’d write more. Sorry, that wasn’t a question.
I wish I did too. The longer original posts take some time, as I like to take them seriously, and if I didn’t have to work, I’d pour my thoughts out all day long. So either a) pay my rent for me please or b) just bear in mind that I’m doing my best. In the meantime, try checking out some of the older stuff I’ve written, which lives here, or I’ve taken to the Twitter so shorter silly musings can be found here.
